OUR TOTES

Our totes are the perfect blend of everyday practicality and cheeky personality. They are clean, simple designs and a wink of humour, these bags turn your grocery run, gym trip, or coffee dash into a mini comedy show with probably some side eye. We know that the plastic and reusable bags stay in the back of the cupboard or the back seat. With these you won't forget to take them with.

Minimalist style, maximum giggles – bold text, keeping it simple but sassy.

Durable & eco-friendly – made from sturdy cotton canvas, because saving the planet is no joke.

Conversation starters – whether it’s a pun, a playful jab, or a dad-joke-worthy one-liner, your tote will get noticed.

Versatile use – groceries, books, wine bottles, or your questionable life choices… it all fits.

    My Vision and Mission

    To spread laughter, lighten moods, and remind the world not to take life too seriously—one tote at a time. As a mum over 40 I was sick of having a crap load of reusable bags in the car or cupboard that I never remembered to take with me. My mission was to create quirky, funny, and unapologetically cheeky designs that spark giggles, start conversations, and celebrate the joy of being yourself and that you DON'T FORGET TO TAKE. Through my bags I share my love of sarcasm, wordplay, and everyday fun, helping people carry not just their stuff, but a smile too.

    • What Makes us Different

      • Original designs only: Every graphic, name, and cheeky description is dreamed up by me or with mates over a few cocktails — no copy-paste, no generic templates. They are simple. Clean designs. Questionable thoughts.
      • Print quality: Durable prints that won’t crack, peel, or fade. But I know with these designs they won't be left in the car and forgotten.
      • Curated collections: These totes are chosen to meet the highest standards of practicality and personality.
      • Playful spirit: My totes are designed to spark giggles, start conversations, and remind you not to take life too seriously.

    • Premium Quality & Original Products

      At my shop, every tote is more than just a product — it’s a piece of personality. All designs are created using high-quality sublimation printing, so the prints stay bold, the jokes stay sharp, and the laughs last as long as the bag itself.

    • Satisfaction Guarantee

      Your happiness is the whole point. Every tote is made with original designs, high‑quality sublimation printing, and a big dose of humour — so you can trust that what you see is exactly what you’ll get. I stand behind every product I create, because they’re not just items, they’re little sparks of joy.

      If you’re not grinning when your order arrives, I’ll make it right. Customer satisfaction is guaranteed — because carrying your stuff should always come with carrying a smile.

    • Exceptional Customer Service

      I believe shopping should be as fun and stress‑free as the totes and tumblers I create. That’s why I’m committed to delivering exceptional customer service every step of the way. From quirky product descriptions to speedy responses, I make sure you feel valued, heard, and delighted.

      When you shop here, you’re not just buying a bag or tumbler — you’re joining a community built on humour, quality, and care.

    Why settle for boring bags when you can carry your stuff and your sense of humour?

    Our totes aren’t just accessories—they’re conversation starters, giggle generators, and daily reminders that life’s too short to be serious all the time. Whether you’re hauling groceries, heading to work, or sipping your morning coffee, our designs bring a splash of sass, wit, and weirdness to your everyday routine.

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    Totes that talk back. Big enough for your essentials, bold enough to make strangers smirk.

    Tumblers with attitude: Keep your drinks hot or cold while serving up a side of cheeky wordplay.

    Made for real life: Durable, practical, and designed for everyone and anyone who loves a laugh.

    Totes that talk back. Big enough for your essentials, bold enough to make strangers smirk.

    Tumblers with attitude: Keep your drinks hot or cold while serving up a side of cheeky wordplay.

    Made for real life: Durable, practical, and designed for everyone and anyone who loves a laugh.

    Totes that talk back. Big enough for your essentials, bold enough to make strangers smirk.

    Tumblers with attitude: Keep your drinks hot or cold while serving up a side of cheeky wordplay.

    Made for real life: Durable, practical, and designed for everyone and anyone who loves a laugh.

    Totes that talk back. Big enough for your essentials, bold enough to make strangers smirk.

    Tumblers with attitude: Keep your drinks hot or cold while serving up a side of cheeky wordplay.

    Made for real life: Durable, practical, and designed for everyone and anyone who loves a laugh.

    What Everyone is Saying

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